Puppet Plot: The Morning After

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After Laini left the two be-puppeted sprites in Bob's room last night, things pretty much went blurry. Having a lot of 'alcohol' will do that to a sprite, human, or any manner of creature.

So in the fine traditions of getting spam-faced drunk and waking up in your room...

... Bob wakes up in the same bed with Dot. With a surprise.

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And now Dot remembers the rest of that little debaucle, and puts her hand to her mouth. "Oh..."

"I think I remember someone very... strange bringing us up to our room." She tried racking her brain. "She was kind of nice...and...I remember something about goth?"

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"Goth?" echoes Bob. If anything, he looks even more horrified. "Oh no... Laini."

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"Yes... Laini! ...she brought us up here...and said... something to you about a chapter somewhere... And then left." She's looking like she's trying to remember more and is a little freaked out herself.

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"And... then what happened?" Bob asks, more than a little nervously.

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What Dot would give to have 'melt into puddle' function right now. "..I.. ...think.." She's looking flustered.

Oh spit it out girl.

"I..remember taking off my dress and... trying to..."

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("What's wrong?" "It won't come off! I think it's sewn on!")

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"Oh man."

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"...aaaaauuugh..." She puts her face back into the pillow to quietly scream into it.

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Bob just stares off into space for several nanos.



"...can we just get dressed and pretend this didn't happen?"

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There's a long pause before she answers.

"Yes. ...let's."

Because on the one digit? She would have preferred a different way of waking up with Bob. And he will NEVER know that.

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"Okay," says a very relieved Bob.

A beat.

"Where are my pants?"