Phong smiles and waits for everyone to file themselves properly.
"We are all here to witness the joining together of Bob and Dot Matrix in the bonds of matrimony.
"There is an old ReadMe file which says: 'The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.' Dot and Bob exemplify this. No one who knows them would ever claim that they process in the same way, but they complement each other, in times of adversity as well as in times of peace. May this extend to their marriage as well.
"If any sprite knows why Dot and Bob should not be joined together, they should input now or forever hold their peace."
Ceremony
"We are all here to witness the joining together of Bob and Dot Matrix in the bonds of matrimony.
"There is an old ReadMe file which says: 'The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.' Dot and Bob exemplify this. No one who knows them would ever claim that they process in the same way, but they complement each other, in times of adversity as well as in times of peace. May this extend to their marriage as well.
"If any sprite knows why Dot and Bob should not be joined together, they should input now or forever hold their peace."