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The biggest event in Mainframe...

...in a little over a tetrakilocycle, is in the center of Mainframe. The Front Hall of the Principal Office has been decorated in white with pale blue flower motifs into every gather and hanging drape.

Such are the perks to being the COMMAND.COM of a small system. The wedding band is waiting on one of the galleries, and everyone else is starting to file in. It looks like every single resident of Mainframe is coming to the event, along with a few friends from outside the system.

♪♫Come on in they're finally getting married♪♫

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"Friend of the bride or the groom?"

Greet your friends! Admire the decor! Meet Mainframers and try to remember your cover story! Attempt to be seated correctly despite the bumbling of the ushers!

Hiro, his black leather kimono joined by black hakama and a white dress shirt, thinks it over for a pico or two. It could go either way, but he doesn't want the mookbots to strain their processors trying to send him both ways at once. "I guess I'll go on the groom's side."

"Sure ting." Slash pipes up rolling forward with Hack to bow, and knock their heads together.

And the two mookbots stare off at each other, shoving and pushing, before degenerating into a sissy slap fight before calming down.

"Follow me please."

"Both," Oracle answers easily, grinning down at the ushers and wondering just how poorly this will go.

You gotta tempt fate, don't you?

The ushers (ushbots?) look nonplussed. "Oh."

"How do we seat her on both sides?"

Slash brightens. "One at a time?"

"Ooh, yes! Me first!" Hack turns back to Oracle. "Follow me, please, Miz Oracle!" He rolls off in the direction of an empty seat on the bride's side.

Oracle grins brightly and does as ordered.

She hopes that this doesn't disrupt things too much.

If it does, it won't be her fault.

As soon as she is seated, Slash rolls up. "My turn! This way, please!" and he gestures across the aisle.

"Of course," she says as she pushes herself to her feet. The truth is she doesn't mind. Because in this form she has working legs. Sitting down and standing up? Totally a luxury.

Tommy is attired in a formal version of his customary uniform, and he's even managed to get the handsome guy on his arm into something respectable, as well - no small feat, and were it not for the carnal bribery, likely an impossible one. Dot may have given the go-ahead to bring Jase along, but Tommy suspects that pants were probably an unspoken part of that arrangement.

"Hey, Hack, Slash," he says with a grin. "Gotta be the bride's side for us, I think."

The red bot straightens himself up looking at the duo, back and forth for a bit. You can hear the small parts rattling as he processes the couple of guys before bowing and swinging around, voicelight blinking. "Right this way Dr. Oliver and Guest!" "But I wanna show em!" "You can show em cause I picked the Bride's side, Slash, and you got the Groom's!"

Tommy looks amused. "You could always both do it, unless you're trying to process people especially fast," he suggests. Then he feels an elbow nudge his side and glances over at his companion; Jason's giving the bots an odd look, one eyebrow arched curiously.

"They're always like this," Tommy mutters beneath the sounds of Hack and Slash's argument. "It's par for the course, really."

"But I wanna show em!" Slash complains again.

"Can't" "Can!" "Can't" "Can!" "Can't" "Can!"

"BOYS. BEHAVE."

Both mookbots cringe and swivel their heads towards the Bride's dressing area. MAN. Dot's voice really carries doesn't it?

"Yes ma'am."

That's a tricky one. They were invited by the bride's little brother... Danny's 'sister' is flower girl... but he did meet Bob first. "Groom, I guess."

"Follow me please!"

Slash may or may not be getting a silly face (sans tongue. Mookbots do not come equipped with tongues) completely with wiggly fingers in lue of a raspberry.

YT appears to consider the question for a few moments: then she shrugs and says "Both, actually."

She wants to see how the robots will react. It's cruel, but has the potential to be really funny.

Indeed it does.

The ushers look dismayed.

"Both?"

"What do we do, Hack?"

The red bot scratches his head with a grating noise. "We both seat her, I guess."

"Okay. This way, please!"

And each takes her by a hand as they attempt to lead her to opposite sides of the aisle simultaneously. They're quite strong.

"Woah, woah, woah, dudes!" YT manages to wriggle out of their respective grips - she's quite good at such little feats of escapism - and fixes them each in turn with a stern look. "You guys may be able to come apart and be put back together, but I can't." She sighs. "What the heck. I'm Mouse's friend and she's Dot's friend, so I'll sit on Dot's side."

"Awwww..."

It is only because he is not properly equipped that Hack does not blow a raspberry at Slash before showing YT to her seat.

It's been a while since Ray's had this color hair. Or this color anything, really. But hey, he's adaptable!

"I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be on the groom's side."

"Right this way, mister sir!" Slash makes an elaborate show of guiding Ray to an empty seat.

Hack pouts. Seems like everyone's going on ~~Slash's~~ the groom's side.

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